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💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!