Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
