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What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
my mexican mom be like
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
How do you get a transwoman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.