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"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Memes
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.