You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
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If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
----> [] get in the door.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
