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Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Get noob.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?