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How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Memes
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?