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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!