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Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

An investigator!

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

What do orphans get for Christmas?

Lonely.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!