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What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
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You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)