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If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.