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What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
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Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
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What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"