My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
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Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Getting ready for gangbang.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
