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What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
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Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.