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Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
true though
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...