Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
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Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
