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What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.