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What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
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What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.