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What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
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Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?