Get jokes

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

How do you fit 53 babies into a box?

First get a blender...

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."