Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
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My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
