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People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!