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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Why do disabled people always get picked on?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?

You get no-eye-deer.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?

A: Where's the holy baby?

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.

Now it’s $3.99.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why can orphans not play bingo?

Because they can't get a full house.