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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Memes
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.