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Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Memes
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
When you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove, but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.