Get jokes
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
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What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.