Get jokes
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.