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Friend

    • Friend 1: I don't want to jump.

    Friend 2: Me neither.

    Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.

    Friend 1: *jumps*

    Friend 2: *jumps*

    Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!

    Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.

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    • Nun

    • What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.

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    • Hot Dog

    • One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

    "What part of the dog did you get?"

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    School

    • She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

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    • Water

    • Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

    Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

    Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

    Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

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    • Prince

    • At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

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