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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.