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What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?

A. They call an AmBOOlance.

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.