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Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!