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What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.