Geometry jokes

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Stand in the corner.

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?

A: When it's intersected by a plane!

A rhombus.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.