Geometry jokes
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Stand in the corner.
A rhombus.