If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
