You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Geometry Jokes
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Stand in the corner.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
A rhombus.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
