Geometry jokes

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?

A: When it's intersected by a plane!

A rhombus.

Stand in the corner.

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."