Geometry jokes
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
A rhombus.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Stand in the corner.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?