Geometry jokes
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
The earth is not round.
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You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Stand in the corner.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
A rhombus.