Geometry jokes

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Why was the booty so good at math?

It knew all the ANGLES.

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?

Because it is circle.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

Why is a circle gay?

It's not straight.

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