Geometry Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Ball

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?

Because it is circle.

Triangle

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

Number

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

Memes

Strawberry

A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."

Booty

Why was the booty so good at math?

It knew all the ANGLES.

Yo mama

Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.

Triangle

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Rhino

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

Degree

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

Circle

Why is a circle gay?

It's not straight.

Door

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.

Memes

Picture

What's wrong with this picture? (Yes it's from IXL but who cares)

A coordinate system is shown, with axes labeled x and y. The x-axis goes from -5 to 5, and the y-axis from -5 to 5. The grid is filled with light blue dots.

Boy

The image is a four panel meme, comparing math functions and social interactions. The first panel is labeled "Taking to my x" and contains a chat bubble saying "Hi, what's up". The second panel is labeled "Taking to my y" and contains the same chat bubble, but oriented vertically. The third panel is labeled "Taking to my cosin" and shows a sinusoidal wave graph with a chat bubble overlay. The fourth panel is labeled "Me and the boys getting a tan" and shows a graphic of four bird-like figures with a horizontal line below them and a chart on the left side. The last panel is labeled "Me committing arcsin" and shows a graph of a logarithmic arc. The website address boredpanda.com is at the bottom of the image.

Level

new geometry dash level

A gray cartoon cat is visible in the foreground. The background is a video game level with geometric shapes and a purple color scheme. The text "LAZER CATS" is overlayed in the lower part of the image.

Graph

mmm I love desmos

A screenshot of the Desmos graphing calculator interface, showing a 3D graph of a cube made up of several sine and cosine equations. There is a list of the equations on the left and on the right the letters 'z' and 'y' are visible

Number

@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.

A square with the number 6 and a 3D shape with the number 9.

Dad

A meme image split into four quadrants. The top-left quadrant shows a five-sided polygon labeled "Pentagon". The top-right shows a six-sided polygon labeled "Hexagon". The bottom-left shows an eight-sided polygon labeled "Octagon". The bottom-right quadrant features a small milk carton with a black and white cow print, labeled "MILK". To the left of the milk carton, written vertically in red, are the words "your dad gone". The image also has "mememaker.ai" in the bottom right corner.

Math

I hate math dude

A screenshot shows a student's academic geometry grade. The quarter grade is a D with 73.87%, and it's in-progress.

Community

SO I JUST FINISHED A MATH TEST AND TELL ME WHY MY TEACHER WAS LIKE "MIA DOING YOUR OWN WORK" LIKE HOE I WAS JUST ASKING MY FRIEND WHAT A FUCKING HEPTAGON WAS

i love math

geometry sucks

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