What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
