Geometry jokes
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 馃が
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other鈥檚 dick. That means, L7.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
@iamloser I did something similar! 馃槒 took me three tries though.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it鈥檚 a shame they鈥檒l never meet.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Your family tree looks like a circle 馃拃馃拃馃拃
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
I had a conversation with a M枚bius strip.
It was one-sided.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.