Geometry jokes
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Memes
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!