Geometry jokes
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
A rhombus.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.