Geometry jokes
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.