Geometry jokes
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
A rhombus.
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What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Stand in the corner.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
How do you confuse a fish? Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
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Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
The earth is not round.
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