What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself? A hypoteNUSE!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle
