Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
