10+ Best Geometry Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Square

Funny Test Answers #2

A worksheet with the title "Quadrilaterals; Perimeter" and the instruction "Name the quadrilateral". Five different quadrilaterals are shown, each with a blank line underneath, where the student wrote "Bob", "Sam", "Hary", "Tedison", and "Cate". Above the quadrilaterals are the words: rectangle rhombus parallelogram square

Circle

The image shows a blue circle with a point on top. Underneath is a scene from the movie 'The Emperor's New Groove' with Kronk saying "No, no. He's got a point".

Equation

A photo of a white wall with equations spray-painted on it in red. There is a drawing of a small red figure holding a lollipop above the equations. Below the wall is a graph with a circle and three lines, matching the equations above. The text on the wall reads: f(x)=2+√(-(x-2)²)+1, g(x)=2-√(-(x-2)²)+1, h(x)=3x-3, i(x)=-3x+9, j(x)=0.2x+1.7.

Shape

The image shows four geometric shapes. The first three shapes are a pentagon, a hexagon, and a heptagon. The fourth shape is a blue square with a dolphin in the water with the text "Mydolphingon" below it.

Strawberry

A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."

Picture

What's wrong with this picture? (Yes it's from IXL but who cares)

A coordinate system is shown, with axes labeled x and y. The x-axis goes from -5 to 5, and the y-axis from -5 to 5. The grid is filled with light blue dots.

Boy

The image is a four panel meme, comparing math functions and social interactions. The first panel is labeled "Taking to my x" and contains a chat bubble saying "Hi, what's up". The second panel is labeled "Taking to my y" and contains the same chat bubble, but oriented vertically. The third panel is labeled "Taking to my cosin" and shows a sinusoidal wave graph with a chat bubble overlay. The fourth panel is labeled "Me and the boys getting a tan" and shows a graphic of four bird-like figures with a horizontal line below them and a chart on the left side. The last panel is labeled "Me committing arcsin" and shows a graph of a logarithmic arc. The website address boredpanda.com is at the bottom of the image.

Dad

A meme image split into four quadrants. The top-left quadrant shows a five-sided polygon labeled "Pentagon". The top-right shows a six-sided polygon labeled "Hexagon". The bottom-left shows an eight-sided polygon labeled "Octagon". The bottom-right quadrant features a small milk carton with a black and white cow print, labeled "MILK". To the left of the milk carton, written vertically in red, are the words "your dad gone". The image also has "mememaker.ai" in the bottom right corner.

Level

new geometry dash level

A gray cartoon cat is visible in the foreground. The background is a video game level with geometric shapes and a purple color scheme. The text "LAZER CATS" is overlayed in the lower part of the image.

Graph

mmm I love desmos

A screenshot of the Desmos graphing calculator interface, showing a 3D graph of a cube made up of several sine and cosine equations. There is a list of the equations on the left and on the right the letters 'z' and 'y' are visible

Number

@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.

A square with the number 6 and a 3D shape with the number 9.

Math

I hate math dude

A screenshot shows a student's academic geometry grade. The quarter grade is a D with 73.87%, and it's in-progress.

Jokes

Priest

Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.

Circle

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Line

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.