Geometry jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
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What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
The earth is not round.
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