why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the ANGLES covered
I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
