Geometry jokes
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What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.