What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Geometry Jokes
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
The earth is not round.
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Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
