Geometry jokes
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!