Geometry jokes
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
The earth is not round.
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