Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
The earth is not round.
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
A rhombus.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
