Geometry jokes
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Memes
What's wrong with this picture? (Yes it's from IXL but who cares)
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
The earth is not round.
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