Geometry jokes
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.