Geometry

Geometry Jokes

Corner

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

Rapper

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Line

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Kid

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

Pizza

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Pizza

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

Math

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Pizza

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

Teacher

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

Pentagon

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Angle

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!