I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
