Geometry jokes
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.