Geometry

Geometry jokes

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.