If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Where is Australia?
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
