Geography jokes
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Your hairline goes back to China.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.