Geography jokes
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Your hairline goes back to China.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just waved.