Geography jokes
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Memes
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Your hairline goes back to China.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.