Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Geography Jokes
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Where is Australia?
