Geography jokes
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."