Geography jokes
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Your hairline goes back to China.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.