Geography jokes
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Borders are fat.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Your hairline goes back to China.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.