Geography jokes
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Memes
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Your hairline goes back to China.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?