Geography jokes
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Spell "I hod."
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
W in Africa stands for water.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.