I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
