Geography jokes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Capital Of San Marino?
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Memes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.