Geography jokes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.