Geography jokes
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Memes
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.