Geography jokes
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Memes
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.