Geography jokes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Capital Of San Marino?
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Spell "I hod."
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.