Geography jokes

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

The Florida Keys.

Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."