Geography jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Capital Of San Marino?
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.