Geography jokes
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.