Geography jokes
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Me: So you two girls are from England?
Girls: Wales.
Me: Oh, I see, so you two whales are from England.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"