Geography jokes
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.