You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
