Geography jokes
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
North Korea?
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!