Geography jokes
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
When your plane heads for New York...
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!