Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
"Death to the west!"
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
