Geography jokes
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!