RTG iceberg?
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
"North America, best America."
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
