Geography jokes
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.