Geography jokes
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."