Geography jokes
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
North Korea?
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.