Geography jokes
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.