Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
