Geography jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.