Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Geography Jokes
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
