Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
When your plane heads for New York...
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
