Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
The S in America stands for safe.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
