Geography jokes
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.