Geography jokes
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. šš
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
The phrase āMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they canāt even expose their legsā has two meanings.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because itās an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
China.