Geography jokes
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!