Geography

Geography Jokes

Fly

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Peace

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Country

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

Orphan

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Rhyme

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Volcano

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

City

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Wife

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!