Geography jokes
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.