Geography

Geography jokes

Nazi

    • Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

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    • Rule

    • One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

    Japan

    • Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

    Friend 1: “Yeah.”

    Friend 2: “Yea.”

    Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

    Friend 3: “I love anime.”

    Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

    State

    • Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

    What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

    P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

    Fly

    • If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

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    • Peace

    • Hitler only wanted peace.

    A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

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    • Orphan

    • What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

    Rhyme

    • In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

    Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

    And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

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