What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Spppppp.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Which country is next to USA? USB
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
what is the fastest country? iran.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
