Geography jokes
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
"Death to the west!"
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!