In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Spppppp.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
