New Geography Jokes - Page 19

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

What borders on stupidity?

Scotland and the EU.

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

What song can't orphans sing?

"Sweet Home Alabama."

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?

Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

The "w" in Africa is for water.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”