Gender jokes
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Woman do have rights!
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
Your mom gay, lol.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.