Gender jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

What would the world be like without women?

A pain in the ass.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Girls are whores.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

What's the difference between a rock and a woman?

The flat ones get skipped.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.

One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"

The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."

After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."

The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"

After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.

The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."

The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."

The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."

The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."

The first kid then says: "I know, right?"

They then begin a snowball fight.

The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.