Gender jokes

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Female Rights?

What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

The woman.

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."

Two mums hook up!

Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"

The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.

Freya Walker is a feminist.

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Hi, I’m gay.

God made Adam and Eve.

Satan made Adam and Steve.

SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?

Snowballs.