Gender Jokes

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?

Snowballs.

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

A meme featuring two muscular arms of different skin colors (one brown, one white) clasped together. Text above the arms reads "Cybertruck owners can't get them wet." Text below the arms identifies the arm on the left as "their car" and the arm on the right as "women."

There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

I love pussy.

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

Non-binary is a joke.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!