Gender jokes

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

Women suck (GET IT?!)

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

Women need to be in the kitchen.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).