Gender jokes
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
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What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."