Gender jokes

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

"We're going with Trevor."

"Ok, what if it's a girl?"

"Then we'll have an abortion."

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."

The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."