Gender jokes
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
modern feminism.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.