Gender jokes

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Non-binary is a joke.

I love pussy.

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"