Gender

Gender jokes

Boy

    • Girl: Hi (flirt)

    Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

    Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

    Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

    Dad

    • I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

    I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

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    • Gender memes

    Bar

    • A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

    The bartender says, “No, only women.”

    The man then leaves.

    Bathroom

    • A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

    "This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

    She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

    Guy

    • There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

    Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

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    • Rape

    • There are women complaining about being r@ped.

    JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

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    • Knight

    • As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

    DAMN YOU PESSI!

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    • Nut

    • What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

    “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”