Gender jokes
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
I love pussy.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Non-binary is a joke.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.