Gender jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

The bartender says, “No, only women.”

The man then leaves.

I love pussy.

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

Non-binary is a joke.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."