What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Gender Jokes
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Seriously, who wants dicks?
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
