Gender jokes
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Your mum has balls.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?