Gender jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.