Gender jokes

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Your mum has balls.

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.

Why did Obama marry Michelle?

Because he's into chicks with dicks.

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

What do big fat male cows have?

Moobs.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.