What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Gender Jokes
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Men.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
