Gender jokes
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Memes
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Men.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?