Gender

Gender jokes

Virgin

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Blonde

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.

Girlfriend

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

Feminist

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

Rape

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

Woman

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

Kitchen

Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Girl

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

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  • Brunette

    So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

    The blond because she had to ask for directions.