Gender jokes
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.