For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
