Gender jokes
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.