Gender jokes

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.

A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

"We're going with Trevor."

"Ok, what if it's a girl?"

"Then we'll have an abortion."

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

Your mom gay, lol.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.

Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)