Gender jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.

What do you call AG?

A beta male.

Men.

Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?

Who cares?

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.

A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

"We're going with Trevor."

"Ok, what if it's a girl?"

"Then we'll have an abortion."

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Your mom gay, lol.