How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Female Rights?
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Freya Walker is a feminist.
