Gender jokes
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Men.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Your mom gay, lol.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.