Gender jokes
Men.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Your mom gay, lol.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.