Gender jokes
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why are nuts on boys?
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(