Gender jokes
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Memes
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.