Gender jokes

What do you call a flat chested emo girl?

Cutting board.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?

Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.

How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌