Gender jokes
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
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What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.