What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Gender Jokes
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why woman?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Are there support groups for men?
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
