Gender jokes
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Batman on gender equality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I36ypJEyYpo
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Women.