Gender jokes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?