Gender jokes

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress up as the altar boy.

What do you call a flat chested emo girl?

Cutting board.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?

Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.

How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.