Gender jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.