If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
