Gender jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Why woman?
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Are there support groups for men?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.