Gender jokes
She really wanted a boner.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Memes
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.