What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Gender Jokes
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
She really wanted a boner.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
