Gender jokes
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Memes
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
She really wanted a boner.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁