Gender jokes
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
She really wanted a boner.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.