Gender jokes
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Memes
She really wanted a boner.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”