What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Why woman?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Are there support groups for men?
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
