Gender jokes
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
She really wanted a boner.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.