What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
