Gender jokes
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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