Gender jokes
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.