Gender jokes
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.