How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
