Gender jokes
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Why are nuts on boys?
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!