Gay jokes
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Boy, you gay?
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
F*ck my ass.