Gay jokes
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Memes
Lions = gay pride.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.