Gay jokes
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.