Gay jokes
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Memes
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Lions = gay pride.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.