Gay jokes

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

What is a gay man's favorite job?

A blowjob.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

Lions = gay pride.

Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.