Gay jokes
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
squint your eyes
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Your mom gay.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
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How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.