Gay jokes
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Memes
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Lions = gay pride.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.