Gay jokes
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Lions = gay pride.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.