Gay jokes
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Robin's gay.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Lions = gay pride.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.