what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight 😂
I met a gay guy last night Man was he a pain in the ass
All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary
if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
Gay
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month
A straight man and a gay man are talking, the straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
what is one thing that a physicality handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped ♿ know how to perform fellatio on a 👨 man that has a very long and thick and very large dick
friend: Name one gay person off the top of you're head Me: Me
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
