When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Lions=gay pride
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL
What is a gay man's favorite job? a blowjob
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
