Gay jokes
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
squint your eyes
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.