What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.