Gay jokes
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.