What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight a's
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
I love gay people. UwU
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
