Gay jokes
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
You gay.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Lions = gay pride.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
F*ck my ass.