Gay jokes
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Memes
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.