Gay

Gay Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Crack

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Slur

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.

I’m in catholic school.

Son

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Guy

Why are gay guys so rude?

Because they’re fucking assholes.

ABC

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

Calendar

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Lesbian

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

Sexuality

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...