Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
I love gay people. UwU
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
