Gay jokes
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
squint your eyes
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Robin's gay.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.