Gay jokes
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Robin's gay.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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