Gay jokes
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Robin's gay.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.