Gay jokes
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
This site.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
You gay.
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.