Gay jokes
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Ethan Rice
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
I'm horny and gay.