Gay Jokes

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

I'm horny and gay.

Like if you think someone is gay.

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."