Gay jokes
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I'm gay.
Gay.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.