Gay Jokes

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

I’m horny and gay

Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy

like if u think someone is gay

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."