Gay jokes

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?

Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.

The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

I'm horny and gay.

Like if you think someone is gay.

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.