Gay jokes
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I'm gay.
Gay.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.