Gay jokes

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"