
Gay jokes
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Lions = gay pride.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
