(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why could the orphan never be gay Because he had nobody to call daddy
Penis gay be like: among sussy. ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding. imposter is SuS!?
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I'm as straight as a rainbow
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use strap on tools
What do you call gay parents. poly,
What did grant say? Im gay
How can you get 3 homos to it on one barstool?
Turn it upside down
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
