Gay jokes
I joined the military for the group showers.
Man, I hate the government.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
Two sticks only make a fire.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.