Gay jokes
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...