Gay jokes
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."