Gay jokes
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”