What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Gay Jokes
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldnโt go straight.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they canโt be straight.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. ๐ธ๐
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ฅฐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โค๏ธ ๐ โฃ๏ธ ๐ ๐
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
