Gay jokes
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.