Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
i charge 50 bucks a suck
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
frenid: r u gay me: yes u frenid: no I am bi me: dang it frenid: what me: i like u frenid: ok I like u to
ever wonder why pride month is so hot? it's j a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do you call a gay French man? A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common? They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Q why do I always see does to gay men in the roundabout
A they couldn’t go straight
Nah Bruh my hairline straighter than a gay persons
What's the Difference between Jesus and A Gay Person
One created the Rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes
