I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
