Gay jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.