I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If gay means happy then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it's night.
Gay people would suck at war.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What did grant say? Im gay
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
