A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay? because they will have someone to call daddy for once
why are you gay because you are
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If gay means happy then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack