Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If gay means happy then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it's night.
Gay people would suck at war.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What did grant say? Im gay
Miss Kadie- I heard that the Westburow Baptist church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people. Pastor- welcome to the gay matters church. Miss Kadie- stop that you know that god hates gay people Me- stop that vegan teacher. Pastor- you deserve to die - I attack
why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in even a gay prison would'nt want him
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room
I think them homosexuals are, rather gay
