I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Gay Jokes
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
