Gay jokes

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I love big hot sexy men.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣