Gay jokes
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.