Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
Gay Jokes
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love big hot sexy men.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
