Gay

Gay Jokes

Wats diffrence between Elton John and rapboat? Elton is talented, rich and openly gay, rapboat got fuck all talent, no money and not out the closet yet

Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash

The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”