Gay jokes
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽